Its been a while since we have done of these reaction shots comics, huh? Anyway, lets how me and chili19
felt about the spy action comedy Kingsman: The Secret Service.
1: Every movie should start with the awesome tracks by Dire Straits while explosions makes the credits bounce towards the screen.
2: We start of after the prologue with a cool cameo.
3: And another cameo from a film series we like... Well the first one anyway, the sequels are just meh at most.
4: And just as he appeared, Norrington is killed off right away.
5: At first sight, aside from being played by Samuel L Jackson, we can tell that we are gonna love this villain he CLEARLY had a lot of good time with.
6: During the briefing, we learn of the Gaia Theory. We looked it up, and its actually a real thing...
7: We are introduced to a actor who is mostly for playing villains and bad guys, especially one we actually enjoyed.
8: The secret agency's boss played by Michael Caine is being a prick but our hero counters with biting words.
9: We are introduced to Eggsy, the main protagonist who has a rather less than.... friendly relationship with his stepdad who is... well he's just a asshole.
10: After a funny car chase scene
11: Galahad has a conversation with Eggsy but his step father's goons starts to walk in and needless to say there are moments when to speak, when to shut up.... and when to prey.
12: Galahad deals with the goons like the true gentleman he is and sits down to casually finish off his pint.
13: We see that the secret HQ is pretty... HUGE
14: Eggsy meets up with the other recruits and well they are of Oxford origins and you know what that means.
15: The villain has a discussion with the president and we can't help to agree with his statements...
16: After a rather tensed scene involving water, the recruits sees what happens if they don't look out for each other.... And Eggsy makes a sarcastic remark...
17: ...No, I can't talk about this scene, its just too sad TT.TT
18: The recruits are taking partners of the four lagged kind.
19: ...I have NO idea why American are so fascinated with Sweden and our culture and such that they even hired a Swedish actress to act as a princess from the Swedish Royal Family. Someone tell me.
20: The henchwoman with swords for legs demonstrates her capabilities.
21: Its the simplest trick in the book, lure being with the promise that you can watch porn for free.
22: The recruits are having fun sky diving, until they find out that one of them lacks something and I end upp imagining the impact hurting my legs.
23: Galahad has a dinner meeting with Valentine the villain and they have a ... rather unique choice of food.
24: The final third recruit is not having a good time being tied up.
25: Due to the pressure from our heroes, Valentine shows more of how careful he is by imprinting his hand into a biometric protection system into his computer.
26: Galahad and Eggsy has a moment in the gentleman "toy shop".
27: Eggsy is ordered to do a rather horrid thing.
28: Eggsy who finds out that his mother is having a worse time with his step dad and decides to confront him but of course the plot interrupts.
29: We see a sign that has a lot of promises.
30: The church scene... DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY MORE?
31: Again, Valentine is just a great villain.
32: Eggsy has a sad moment and gazes upon someone that Galahad had held up dearly.
33: The more Valentine talks about his plans, the more we feel like that he is right about what he says.
34: Eggsy manages to defeat Arthur the subtle way.
35: Eggsy is back on the job to save the world!
36: We see the Swedish Prime Minister arriving at Valentine's secret lair, but we can't help to snicker at what is written on his plane.
37: Valentine's speech to cheer up his friend is just... wow, hilarious in its context XD
38: This is something that bothered us, doesn't all personal have info on who is gonna be on Valentine's paycheck including PHOTOGRAPHS?
39: Eggsy is caught by the final third recruit but he deals with him nicely.
40: We just enjoy the action scene here. Michael Bay should take some lessons from the director of this movie of how to make one.
41: Blackwood saves the day!
42: ...Needless to say, this is something we wanna play up during New Years Eve from now on.
43: But Valentine has a back up plan.
44: Its just so funny hearing a typical disco music during Armageddon .
45: Eggsy finishes the fight with Sword Legs using something that will often garantee the hero's success: Bullet Time
46: Valentine can't stand to see blood, and well... thanks for that close up, movie.
47: Eggsy returns to the Swedish princess for a moment in privacy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkw…
Or maybe this one: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG_6Co…
; Its hard to decide XD
48: While it is sad that the scene where Eggsy is finally confronting his step dad is during the end credits, we can help to imagine the outcome.
This movie was just awesome. I am glad that I bought this on DVD.